it has recently come to my attention that a certain ladyfriend was in the dismal state of being without any patsy at all. this is not acceptable for a modern young woman about to graduate college to have to face life without patsy's soothing aid. she's the queen of the down-and-outs, the ambassador of broken hearts. she'll pull ya right out of the muck with a strong hand, a hearty smile and a "lets go get us a sandwich". patsy, you save me daily.
